Beach Vibes Fine Cotton Black Jersey T-Shirt | Beach Vibes in Bleak Black

Slip into this Fine Cotton Black Jersey Tee and pretend your life isn’t a relentless void of meaningless errands and silent car rides. Crafted from premium cotton because your skin apparently deserves luxury while your soul festers, this shirt brings the "beach vibes" directly to your dead-eyed commute. Featuring a half-assed tropical print that screams “I’ve never seen the ocean but I’ve definitely pissed in a pool,” it’s breathable, lightweight, and just ironic enough to wear while you rot indoors fantasizing about quitting your job.

Perfect for: beach days, breakdowns, or both.